Speedway Slammer? Hell No, It's the Hoosier Hoosegow!
Seriously, Indiana, that nasty Kristi Noem's facial plastic surgery may have affected what's left of her brain, but we still know where she's got those lips implanted... You aren't able to do any better than a half-assed lame name like "Speedway Slammer" for an internment camp based on Florida's Alligator Alcatraz? Honestly, if you're going to be despicable, do it right. Yes, Hoosier Hoosegow (www.hoosierhoosegow) is for sale - as is most of Trump's administration. Inquire through Porkbun.com, name the right price, and it's yours.
